Okay, I’m watching Idol. I don’t even mean to, but we don’t have cable so be easy with me. Anyway, the only reason that this is even worth mentioning is because Roommate is coming up with ridiculous (read: hilarious) conspiracy theories left and right. “Oh, they’re totally making the band drown her out!” “UGH! They completely picked this song for her, she’s out!” “DID YOU NOT GO TO COLLEGE, SIMON!?”
Pretty hilarious. Frankly, I couldn’t care less. I can’t carry a tune in a bucket…but Roommate. Roommate is pretty damn funny.
“THERE’S NO DADDY!! THIS WAS THE WHOLE POINT! TO MAKE RANDY HER BABY’S DADDY!!!! oh. my. god. ridiculous.”
Oh Roommate, the bitch is back.
